{"product_id":"danhausen-knicks-mvp-card-faux-autograph-championship-edition-limited-run-ecto-selecto-collectible","title":"Danhausen Knicks MVP Card – Faux Autograph Championship Edition | Limited Run Ecto Selecto Collectible","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDANHAUSEN KNICKS MVP\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eECTO CERTIFIED FAUX AUTOGRAPH SERIES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn 2026, something strange happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter a public exchange involving professional wrestling’s resident curse-wielding menace \u003cstrong\u003eDanhausen\u003c\/strong\u003e and outspoken Knicks superfan \u003cstrong\u003eStephen A. Smith\u003c\/strong\u003e, rumors began circulating that the New York Knicks had fallen victim to supernatural interference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen everything changed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDanhausen officially \u003cem\u003elifted the curse\u003c\/em\u003e…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e…and suddenly the Knicks went on a historic championship run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoincidence?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe’ll let science figure that one out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo commemorate one of the strangest and funniest moments in recent sports and wrestling culture, Ecto Selecto proudly presents:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Danhausen Knicks MVP Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a parody recreation inspired by modern championship trading card designs, this collectible celebrates the man many now recognize as the true architect of the Knicks’ success.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAvailable Versions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase Edition\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Limited to \u003cstrong\u003e666 copies\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Premium full-color printed card\u003cbr\u003e• Numbered from the official 666 card production run\u003cbr\u003e• Price: \u003cstrong\u003e$20\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUltra Rare 1\/1 Editions\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e(Only one of each exists)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Artist Proof — \u003cstrong\u003e1\/1\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Pearl Parallel — \u003cstrong\u003e1\/1\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Holo Parallel — \u003cstrong\u003e1\/1\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Cracked Ice Parallel — \u003cstrong\u003e1\/1\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach premium parallel is individually hand-finished and represents a true one-of-one collectible. When purchasing a 1\/1 variations, you will receive one base card and one random variation of the 1\/1s\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrice per premium parallel: \u003cstrong\u003e$75\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFaux Autograph Disclaimer\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe signatures displayed on this collectible are proudly designated as:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eECTO CERTIFIED FAUX AUTOGRAPHS™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese autographs are:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Not real\u003cbr\u003e• Not authentic\u003cbr\u003e• Not signed by the New York Knicks\u003cbr\u003e• Not witnessed by anybody important\u003cbr\u003e• Created entirely through advanced artistic deception technology\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBasically…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDanhausen did not sign these.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeither did anyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade by \u003cstrong\u003eEcto Selecto\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePop Culture Art • Custom Collectibles • Limited Edition Originals\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVery Nice. Very Evil. Very Championship.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ecto_Selecto","offers":[{"title":"Base","offer_id":44258824224867,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One of One","offer_id":44258824257635,"sku":null,"price":74.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0571\/3752\/8931\/files\/IMG_6900.heic?v=1781486577","url":"https:\/\/ectoselecto.com\/products\/danhausen-knicks-mvp-card-faux-autograph-championship-edition-limited-run-ecto-selecto-collectible","provider":"Ecto_Selecto","version":"1.0","type":"link"}