Danhausen Knicks MVP Card – Faux Autograph Championship Edition | Limited Run Ecto Selecto Collectible

DANHAUSEN KNICKS MVP

ECTO CERTIFIED FAUX AUTOGRAPH SERIES

In 2026, something strange happened.

After a public exchange involving professional wrestling’s resident curse-wielding menace Danhausen and outspoken Knicks superfan Stephen A. Smith, rumors began circulating that the New York Knicks had fallen victim to supernatural interference.

Then everything changed.

Danhausen officially lifted the curse…

…and suddenly the Knicks went on a historic championship run.

Coincidence?

We’ll let science figure that one out.

To commemorate one of the strangest and funniest moments in recent sports and wrestling culture, Ecto Selecto proudly presents:

The Danhausen Knicks MVP Card

Featuring a parody recreation inspired by modern championship trading card designs, this collectible celebrates the man many now recognize as the true architect of the Knicks’ success.

Available Versions

Base Edition
• Limited to 666 copies
• Premium full-color printed card
• Numbered from the official 666 card production run
• Price: $20

Ultra Rare 1/1 Editions (Only one of each exists)
• Artist Proof — 1/1
• Pearl Parallel — 1/1
• Holo Parallel — 1/1
• Cracked Ice Parallel — 1/1

Each premium parallel is individually hand-finished and represents a true one-of-one collectible. When purchasing a 1/1 variations, you will receive one base card and one random variation of the 1/1s

Price per premium parallel: $75

Faux Autograph Disclaimer

The signatures displayed on this collectible are proudly designated as:

ECTO CERTIFIED FAUX AUTOGRAPHS™

These autographs are:

• Not real
• Not authentic
• Not signed by the New York Knicks
• Not witnessed by anybody important
• Created entirely through advanced artistic deception technology

Basically…

Danhausen did not sign these.

Neither did anyone else.

Probably.

Handmade by Ecto Selecto

Pop Culture Art • Custom Collectibles • Limited Edition Originals

Very Nice. Very Evil. Very Championship.