Michael Bolton “SpankityBankity” — (Ecto Selecto 2.5x3.5 Art Card)

A satire-inspired art card release blending corporate absurdity, holographic chaos, and cult-office-movie energy into a loud, collectible parody piece.

The front features a grayscale neo-cubist portrait layered over a metallic maze-pattern holo background with spray-paint style office references including:

• “PC Load Letter”
• “TPS Report”
• “Case of the Mondays”
• “Why should I change my name, he’s the one who sucks”

Finished as a slabbed and labeled Ecto Selecto art card with custom branding and a loud late-90s / office-core satire aesthetic.

Release Structure

• 5 Total Cards
• 1 Artist Proof
• 1 Pearl Parallel
• 3 Holo Variants
• Pictured Card: Silver Holo

Card Specs

• Standard 2.5x3.5 format
• Professionally slabbed & labeled
• Custom Ecto Selecto presentation
• Handmade art card
• Made in New York